(About) 100 words on...Arkansas House Bill 1237
The joke goes like this...
A hillbilly couple from Crawford County walks out of divorce court.
The wife is crying her heart out
The Husband says,
Oh Hell, shut up, we's still cousins.
Arkansas elected officials have added one more means to an already pregnant list means for Arkansans to appear borderline intelligent: Arkansas House Bill 1237: AN ACT TO REMOVE CHURCHES AND OTHER PLACES OF WORSHIP FROM THE LIST OF PROHIBITED PLACES FOR A PERSON LICENSED TO CARRY A CONCEALED HANDGUN TO CARRY A CONCEALED HANDGUN; TO ALLOW A PERSON LICENSED TO CARRY A CONCEALED HANDGUN TO CARRY A CONCEALED HANDGUN IN PARKING LOTS OF CERTAIN PLACES; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.
This makes one pine away for the days of Prosecutor Dan Harmon, Sheriff Marlon Hawkins, Congressman Guy "Mutt" Jones, Mary Lee Orsini, Sheriff Tommy Robinson, Creation Science, Intelligent Design, forced integration, outhouses, and taking a leak on an electrified fence in the dark.



Actaully if you are drunk enough, pissing on an electric fence can be rather satisfying...
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